13 December 2015
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THE TWELVE DAYS OF Christmas at StressNoMore
Do you find your stress levels going into overdrive at the first sight of tinsel? Does every ‘X days til Christmas!!!’ post you see on Facebook send you further and further into a black hole of despair? At StressNoMore we’re here to bring back the Joy to your World, the Peace to your Earth and the Silent to your Night! Our holiday gift guide has load of ideas for how to make your Christmas as stress-free as possible, all to the tune of one of our favourite carols!
The unicorn from Squatty Pot-ty!
4 amora essential oils
Sometimes at Christmas you simply can’t get rid of people and the atmosphere they create with their self-indulgent attitudes and rubbish Christmas jokes that you have heard 100 times before. No you don’t want to join in with another Christmas song, you want to relax and unwind and enjoy your own version of ye olde yuletide fun! Aroma essential oils are simply perfect so you can bask in the subtle aromas while you grab a minute to yourself with a glass of wine, a mince pie and your new slippers!
3 Kegel 8 smart Balls
2 beurer heated blankets
And the unicorn from Squatty Pot-ty!
5 pelvic toner springs
Make sure your Christmas holiday workout involves more than squeezing your pelvic muscles to open a bottle of plonk! The only thing that should be crackers this Christmas is Great Uncle Monty’s comb over – not your negligence of your pelvic floor! You don’t want the kids playing slinky down the stairs with them so keep them somewhere safe! While all your guests are in a food induced coma go and build those muscles and strength! Make it the Christmas of GAINS!
4 amora essential oils
3 Kegel 8 smart Balls
2 beurer heated blankets
And the unicorn from Squatty Pot-ty!
6 acuballs a-rollin'
Are you a notorious stress head at Christmas? Well try not to get your tinsel in a tangle! After running about after everyone you may find your back aches, your body aches and your head aches! Treat yourself to an Acuball to unravel those tight and sore muscles! Keep calm and get your HO HO HO on with a relaxing massage this Christmas!
5 pelvic toner springs
4 amora essential oils
3 Kegel 8 smart Balls
2 beurer heated blankets
And the unicorn from Squatty Pot-ty!
7 cleansing kits to clear my tum-my (7 detox cleanses)
We all overindulge at Christmas – shoving your face full of chocolate and mince pies is just part of the fun. You don’t want a belly full of Christmas cheer ruining the look of that stylish outfit you’ve got waiting for New Years, but if you plan ahead you can be ready to beat Boxing Day bloat. Blessed Herbs’ unique blend of herbs and extracts will clear out your system and have you looking as beautiful and light as the angel at the top of the tree! Their 5-day natural cleanse will fit perfectly into that post-Christmas, pre-New Years period where we’re all feeling a bit worse for wear and give you back that winter glow.
6 acuballs a rollin'
5 pelvic toner springs
4 amora essential oils
3 Kegel 8 smart Balls
2 beurer heated blankets
And the unicorn from Squatty Pot-ty!
8 massage chairs for when I’m ache-y
Charging round the shops looking for gifts, hanging decorations, cooking Christmas dinner – all that activity can leave your back feeling like Rudolph’s been trampling all over it. Well, you better not cry, you better not pout, ‘cos Lanaform are coming to town with their great range of massage chairs! From the versatile massage mattress to the full-blown, Santa’s Grotto-level wow factor of the leather massage armchair, you’ll find the perfect place to sit and recuperate with your post-dinner glass of brandy.
7 detox cleanses
6 acuballs a rollin'
5 pelvic toner springs
4 amora essential oils
3 Kegel 8 smart Balls
2 beurer heated blankets
And the unicorn from Squatty Pot-ty!
9 FitAirs to keep my home germ-free
When you’ve got lots of guests round there’s always a risk that along with the bumper tin of Quality Street they’ll leave you with a stinking cold! Little cousin Johnny’s very cute but when his hug ends with him sneezing directly into your face you may begin to feel concerned about catching some not-so-festive flu. Our range of air purifiers will fill your house with negative ions that attach to any bacteria or odour particles in the air and weigh them down so that you don’t breathe them in. Make sure that the Queen’s speech isn’t drowned out by coughs and sneezes by filling your home with fresh, pure air from an air purifier.
8 massage chairs
7 detox cleanses
6 acuballs a rollin'
5 pelvic toner springs
4 amora essential oils
3 Kegel 8 smart Balls
2 beurer heated blankets
And the unicorn from Squatty Pot-ty!
One of our absolute best sellers is our Extra Large Pet Cave, which will make a fantastic present for the fuzzy friend in your life! Even though they’re lucky enough to have in-built fur-coats, when the cold weather comes around our cats and dogs can feel the chill just as much as we do. The Extra Large Pet Cave is so snuggly and inviting that you’ll find yourself wishing you could curl up in it too – and it’s so big that that dream could become a reality! Whether you have a tiny Chihuahua or a Great Dane, they’ll be delighted to have a post-turkey-leftover snooze in their brand new bed.
9 Purifiers
8 massage chairs
7 detox cleanses
6 acuballs a rollin'
5 pelvic toner springs
4 amora essential oils
3 Kegel 8 smart Balls
2 beurer heated blankets
And the unicorn from Squatty Pot-ty!
11 Lovely Poo Pourris
We’ve all got at least one relative who leaves a big impression in the bathroom when they visit at Christmas. If the smell of frankincense and Mir is being overpowered by the smell of Uncle Steve then we have the ultimate solution for you! Leave a bottle of Poo Pourri somewhere it’ll catch your guest’s eye (perhaps in the bathroom cabinet that they’re probably snooping through!). When good old Uncle Steve gives the bowl a couple of spritzes of Poo Pourri before he goes, the essential oils will form a barrier that can defend your nose from all of those Brussel sprout-induced odours.
10 Cosy Pet Caves
9 Purifiers
8 massage chairs
7 detox cleanses
6 acuballs a rollin'
5 pelvic toner springs
4 amora essential oils
3 Kegel 8 smart Balls
2 beurer heated blankets
And the unicorn from Squatty Pot-ty!
12 S-A-D lights
Did the subject of this blog post send dread into your heart? Feeling like Christmas is the last thing you want to think about? Seasonal Affective Disorder will make you feel like ‘tis the season to be depressed and lethargic! But that doesn’t need to be the case anymore. We have a huge range of light therapy lamps that will have you back in the Christmas spirit in no time. By sitting in front of a S.A.D. lamp every day for just 20 minutes, you’ll be feeling less like Scrooge and more like Tiny Tim.
11 Poo Pourris
10 Cosy Pet Caves
9 Purifiers
8 massage chairs
7 detox cleanses
6 acuballs a rollin'
5 pelvic toner springs
4 amora essential oils
3 Kegel 8 smart Balls
2 beurer heated blankets
On the first day of Christmas, StressNoMore sent to me...
The unicorn from Squatty Pot-ty!
On the second day of Christmas StressNoMore sent to me...
2 beurer heated blankets Blue shouldn’t be the colour of Christmas and Mr Forsty is not welcome here! For those snuggly warm nights in drinking hot chocolate and listening to your favourite Christmas songs (or not) snuggle up against a soothing Beurer heat blanket! And the unicorn from Squatty Pot-ty!On the third day of Christmas StressNoMore sent to me...
3 Kegel 8 smart Balls The ghost of your pelvic floors past need not haunt you this Christmas! Silky smooth velvet coating for easy and comfortable insertion. Perfect for busy women wanting to exercise their pelvic floor on-the-go, or even between cooking the Xmas dinner! 2 beurer heated blankets And the unicorn from Squatty Pot-ty!
On the fourth day of Christmas StressNoMore sent to me...
4 amora essential oils
Sometimes at Christmas you simply can’t get rid of people and the atmosphere they create with their self-indulgent attitudes and rubbish Christmas jokes that you have heard 100 times before. No you don’t want to join in with another Christmas song, you want to relax and unwind and enjoy your own version of ye olde yuletide fun! Aroma essential oils are simply perfect so you can bask in the subtle aromas while you grab a minute to yourself with a glass of wine, a mince pie and your new slippers!
3 Kegel 8 smart Balls
2 beurer heated blankets
And the unicorn from Squatty Pot-ty!
On the fifth day of Christmas StressNoMore sent to me...
5 pelvic toner springs
Make sure your Christmas holiday workout involves more than squeezing your pelvic muscles to open a bottle of plonk! The only thing that should be crackers this Christmas is Great Uncle Monty’s comb over – not your negligence of your pelvic floor! You don’t want the kids playing slinky down the stairs with them so keep them somewhere safe! While all your guests are in a food induced coma go and build those muscles and strength! Make it the Christmas of GAINS!
4 amora essential oils
3 Kegel 8 smart Balls
2 beurer heated blankets
And the unicorn from Squatty Pot-ty!
On the sixth day of Christmas StressNoMore sent to me...
6 acuballs a-rollin'
Are you a notorious stress head at Christmas? Well try not to get your tinsel in a tangle! After running about after everyone you may find your back aches, your body aches and your head aches! Treat yourself to an Acuball to unravel those tight and sore muscles! Keep calm and get your HO HO HO on with a relaxing massage this Christmas!
5 pelvic toner springs
4 amora essential oils
3 Kegel 8 smart Balls
2 beurer heated blankets
And the unicorn from Squatty Pot-ty!
On the seventh day of Christmas StressNoMore sent to me...
7 cleansing kits to clear my tum-my (7 detox cleanses)
We all overindulge at Christmas – shoving your face full of chocolate and mince pies is just part of the fun. You don’t want a belly full of Christmas cheer ruining the look of that stylish outfit you’ve got waiting for New Years, but if you plan ahead you can be ready to beat Boxing Day bloat. Blessed Herbs’ unique blend of herbs and extracts will clear out your system and have you looking as beautiful and light as the angel at the top of the tree! Their 5-day natural cleanse will fit perfectly into that post-Christmas, pre-New Years period where we’re all feeling a bit worse for wear and give you back that winter glow.
6 acuballs a rollin'
5 pelvic toner springs
4 amora essential oils
3 Kegel 8 smart Balls
2 beurer heated blankets
And the unicorn from Squatty Pot-ty!
On the 8th Day of Christmas StressNoMore sent to me...
8 massage chairs for when I’m ache-y
Charging round the shops looking for gifts, hanging decorations, cooking Christmas dinner – all that activity can leave your back feeling like Rudolph’s been trampling all over it. Well, you better not cry, you better not pout, ‘cos Lanaform are coming to town with their great range of massage chairs! From the versatile massage mattress to the full-blown, Santa’s Grotto-level wow factor of the leather massage armchair, you’ll find the perfect place to sit and recuperate with your post-dinner glass of brandy.
7 detox cleanses
6 acuballs a rollin'
5 pelvic toner springs
4 amora essential oils
3 Kegel 8 smart Balls
2 beurer heated blankets
And the unicorn from Squatty Pot-ty!
On the 9th Day of Christmas StressNoMore sent to me...
9 FitAirs to keep my home germ-free
When you’ve got lots of guests round there’s always a risk that along with the bumper tin of Quality Street they’ll leave you with a stinking cold! Little cousin Johnny’s very cute but when his hug ends with him sneezing directly into your face you may begin to feel concerned about catching some not-so-festive flu. Our range of air purifiers will fill your house with negative ions that attach to any bacteria or odour particles in the air and weigh them down so that you don’t breathe them in. Make sure that the Queen’s speech isn’t drowned out by coughs and sneezes by filling your home with fresh, pure air from an air purifier.
8 massage chairs
7 detox cleanses
6 acuballs a rollin'
5 pelvic toner springs
4 amora essential oils
3 Kegel 8 smart Balls
2 beurer heated blankets
And the unicorn from Squatty Pot-ty!
On the 10th Day of Christmas StressNoMore sent to me...
10 Pet Caves for my Little Doggy (10 Cosy Pet Caves)
One of our absolute best sellers is our Extra Large Pet Cave, which will make a fantastic present for the fuzzy friend in your life! Even though they’re lucky enough to have in-built fur-coats, when the cold weather comes around our cats and dogs can feel the chill just as much as we do. The Extra Large Pet Cave is so snuggly and inviting that you’ll find yourself wishing you could curl up in it too – and it’s so big that that dream could become a reality! Whether you have a tiny Chihuahua or a Great Dane, they’ll be delighted to have a post-turkey-leftover snooze in their brand new bed.
9 Purifiers
8 massage chairs
7 detox cleanses
6 acuballs a rollin'
5 pelvic toner springs
4 amora essential oils
3 Kegel 8 smart Balls
2 beurer heated blankets
And the unicorn from Squatty Pot-ty!
On the 11th Day of Christmas StressNoMore sent to me...
11 Lovely Poo Pourris
We’ve all got at least one relative who leaves a big impression in the bathroom when they visit at Christmas. If the smell of frankincense and Mir is being overpowered by the smell of Uncle Steve then we have the ultimate solution for you! Leave a bottle of Poo Pourri somewhere it’ll catch your guest’s eye (perhaps in the bathroom cabinet that they’re probably snooping through!). When good old Uncle Steve gives the bowl a couple of spritzes of Poo Pourri before he goes, the essential oils will form a barrier that can defend your nose from all of those Brussel sprout-induced odours.
10 Cosy Pet Caves
9 Purifiers
8 massage chairs
7 detox cleanses
6 acuballs a rollin'
5 pelvic toner springs
4 amora essential oils
3 Kegel 8 smart Balls
2 beurer heated blankets
And the unicorn from Squatty Pot-ty!
On the 12th Day of Christmas StressNoMore sent to me...
12 S-A-D lights
Did the subject of this blog post send dread into your heart? Feeling like Christmas is the last thing you want to think about? Seasonal Affective Disorder will make you feel like ‘tis the season to be depressed and lethargic! But that doesn’t need to be the case anymore. We have a huge range of light therapy lamps that will have you back in the Christmas spirit in no time. By sitting in front of a S.A.D. lamp every day for just 20 minutes, you’ll be feeling less like Scrooge and more like Tiny Tim.
11 Poo Pourris
10 Cosy Pet Caves
9 Purifiers
8 massage chairs
7 detox cleanses
6 acuballs a rollin'
5 pelvic toner springs
4 amora essential oils
3 Kegel 8 smart Balls
2 beurer heated blankets
And the unicorn from Squatty Pot-ty!
